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HCPC 79: Bloated Not Buzzed A Low Cal and N/A Experiment

June 11, 2021

(NSFW) This week Ed and Chris put their lexicon of descriptors to the test in a game Ed likes to call, Bloated Not Buzzed. As they blindly pound through twelve beers that are either low calorie or are considered non-alcoholic. The beers themselves run the gambit of local, regional, and national brands. As it is with most things in life, this seemed like a good idea at the time. But, it truly felt like another round of punishment for the Hoppy Craftsmen. So sit back and listen as Ed and Chris struggle with trying to guess which beer is which. Bonus: play along with them, the list of beers are as follows:

Firestone Walker Flyjack 96 calories 5 carbs 4% abv Hazy IPA
Four Peaks Guilt Lifter 99 CAL 3.4% ABV SCottish Style Light Ale
Michelob Ultra 95 CAL 4.2% ABV Superior Light Beer
Omission Brewing Ultimate Light Golden Ale 99 CAL Crafted to remove gluten 3 CARBS 4.2% ABV
Coors Edge Non-Alcoholic 41 CAL 8 CARBS
Four Peaks Desert Day Drinker 4.3 ABV
Lagunitas Daytime Day IPA 3 CARBS 98 CAL 4% ABV
Michelob Ultra Pure Gold Organic Light Lager USDA Organic seal 2.5 CARBS 85 CAL 3.8% ABV
Blue Moon Light Sky Citrus Wheat 4% ABV 95 CAL 3.6 CARBS
Natural Light Naturdays Light Lager w/ Natural Flavor (Strawberry Lemonade) 132 CAL 12 CARBS 4.2% ABV
White Claw Hard Seltzer Ruby Grapefruit 100 CAL 5% ABV 2 CARBS

Correct Guesses: (Ed 6 Chris 3)

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Music Credit: Takotsubo Men

The assorted sounds of three ageing humans hitting things in a studio for five days. Beautifully nasty and pretty vile at times but ultimately gorgeous. Enjoy!

Intro: Skint But Free Outro: Takotsubo Man

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